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vagisodium: who deflated this dog

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:48:18 -0400

who deflated this dog

What I think when kids in my class read

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:47:43 -0400

That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA

That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD

Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?

THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!

Can I sleep?

If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?

You can’t pronounce THAT word?

WHAT THE HELL

The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for

My skin’s crawling

Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard

You skipped a line

LOL what was that?

I don’t even.

lolzpicx: when I’m hungry but too lazy to move

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:46:12 -0400

lolzpicx:

when I’m hungry but too lazy to move

HNNNNNNNNG

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:00:33 -0400

HNNNNNNNNG

teachmehowtoglovie: This picture gave me a mild orgasm.

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:48:30 -0400

teachmehowtoglovie:

This picture gave me a mild orgasm.

malformalady: Alligator perched on a turtle at Bluebill Pond in...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:46:23 -0400

malformalady:

Alligator perched on a turtle at Bluebill Pond in Harris Neck NWR.

Photo credit: © Mary Ellen Urbanski

smokeporch:

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:45:58 -0400

smokeporch:

the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:32:53 -0400

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

“You cut me off mid-funk!” [x]

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:32:30 -0400

“You cut me off mid-funk!” [x]

springthunderinvain: troybakers: hey u kids wanna buy some...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:30:17 -0400

springthunderinvain:

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

I burped up spit and then I read this and then I choked on my spit.

kairisma: melbudz: swing-set-in-december: YEP. THE ACCURACY...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:57:43 -0400

kairisma:

melbudz:

swing-set-in-december:

YEP.

THE ACCURACY OF THIS HURTS A LITTLE.

THE ACCURACY OF THIS HURTS A LOT.

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:54:51 -0400

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:54:34 -0400

malformalady: A juvenile lobster caught on Georges Bank in the...

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:35:19 -0400

malformalady:

A juvenile lobster caught on Georges Bank in the bongo net. It is about 15 mm long, or just over a half-inch. Between 1 and 7 mm, the early stage of the lobster larva is covered with a shell just like the adults. In order to grow this shell must be shed, after which the animal puffs up and secretes a new shell on the puffed up body. This process is called ‘molting’ and results in a ten to seventeen percent increase in size and a fifty percent increase in weight at each molt.

Photo credit: Jerry Prezioso, NOAA/NEFSC

malformalady: Tree burial is a Tibetan tradition most commonly...

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:26:39 -0400

malformalady:

Tree burial is a Tibetan tradition most commonly practiced with infants, though children as old as thirteen have been entombed this way. The body is cleaned with salt water before being placed in a vessel in a fetal position. The family then hangs the deceased from a tree. Some trees have only one or two vessels, where other have upwards of fifty.

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:20:47 -0400

getoutoftherecat: bunnyfood: (via onlylolgifs) go home cat,...

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:18:59 -0400

getoutoftherecat:

bunnyfood:

(via onlylolgifs)

go home cat, you are drunk.

but really.

yolympics: changing from jeans to pajama pants

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:45:44 -0400

yolympics:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

the-lonely-scottish-guy: ‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i...

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:57:21 -0400

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

omg i need to do this to my hair

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:56:51 -0400

omg i need to do this to my hair